- We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
- Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in a garage makes you a car.
- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
- Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
- Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
- Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.
- Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
- The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
- Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
- Some people say "If you can't beat them, join them". I say "If you can't beat them, beat them", because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise.
- Laugh at your problems, everybody else does.
- Everyone should take time to read the classics.
- Jackson Rathbone being the hottest guy on the planet.
- With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.
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Tuesday, May 11, 2010
Somethings I've Decided Upon.....
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