1. Emmett Cullen is not allowed to make up innapropriate lyrics to Bella's lullaby
2. Sing the happy working song when esme's cleaning the house
3. Follow Rosalie everywhere, copying her every move(And i mean EVERY MOVE) for the whole day...
4. Make that Emmett isnt allowed to follow anyone around copying there every move.
5. climb the empire state building and claim to be king kong.
6. Hide in the caferteria with a zip-lock bag of boiled eggs to throw at Jasper, claiming to be his army of "vampire hatchlings"....
7. Emmett must not travel to Paris in order to find the remains of Erik (the Phantom of the Opera)
8. Nor shall he proclaim to BE Erik,
9. or Be the Phantom of Forks...
10. Create a world of Warcraft account, then "Pwn some n00bs"
11. Use a knife for anything...
12. Even a plastic one, or one of those baby ones that NEVER CUT ANYWAY!!!
13. Attempt to become Tamaki Suou (Ouran High School Host Club [OHSHC])
12. Dress up like Usa-chan (also from OHSHC)
13. Burn down the school. He -will- get caught/burned and there fore killed
14. Get Bella obsessed with bagels. Edward won't like it.
Bella sighs as she prints out the 5th list to be added to the others.
Jasper walks in, "nicely done, Bella. Why do I feel like we should be prepared to make even more lists?"
Bella laughs as she tapes up the list with the others.
Alice screams from outside the house.
Jasper and Bella glance at one another then run outside to where Alice is trying to ripe Emmett to shreds.
"Emmett, you big idiot!" she screams as Jasper pries her off of Emmett, "why are the forest creatures wearing my clothes!?!?"
Bella looks around the backyard to find lots and lots of deer, elk, a bear or two, some rabbits, a few mountain loins and other critters running around and freaking out whilst dawning Alice's entire wardrobe.
(yes, even her heels were strapped onto deer antlers.)
Bella looks wide-eyed at Esmee, whom appears to be amazed and slightly confused, "How did he even... you know what, I don't want to know," she turns to Alice, "Alice, stop trying to kill your brother." Then she turns to Emmett, "And you! You fix this," she gestures to the frenzied wildlife.
Jasper walks up to Bella after Alice darts around trying to salvage clothing, "So, you want to go add it or should I?"
Edward walks up from behind, "I already have got it covered."
15. Emmett Cullen should not play dress up with wildlife...
16. ...with Alice's clothes...
17. ...or anyone else's...
18. Infact, Emmett Cullen should not ever play dress up with anyone or anything Ever.
Well, that was the last of my "Emmett Cullen Is Not Allowed To". I hope you liked it. ^_^
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