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Saturday, July 17, 2010

Not A Freakin' Pet!

So, I spent all of June back home in Texas.
 One day, we stopped at a fruit stand and this is what I saw:

That's right, folks. Needless to say, I freaked the fuck out. The guys behind the counter laughed at my expense, then asked if I wanted to see one.

I replied with a polite "Fuck no!"

And was rewarded by the older gentleman  opening the top and slowly, carefully reaching in. With a loud, "Gotcha!" he snapped his hand in and slowly pulled it back out to reveal...

A baby's rattle.

You know, those plastic things that babies like to bang around and drool on....

I was not amused.

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